Gross ant story, getting rid of leaf cutter ants, torches, stupid invention of the week, fare enforcement/homelessness, sports, Kelley's blazer, old authors, mashed potatoes joke, Vera update, cat update, best of so far, cheeses, church, city, hints, whipped cream, frozen pipes, short dress, 899 are you out of your mind?, toothbrush, cleaning plants, the big 4-0, Umpire Pants Out
