Kelley intros. Ambient noise. Air travel. Elon Musk is full of shit. Sloths riding bicycles. Cousin Power Hour (upcoming). Kelley can’t say auto-erotic asphyxiation. RIP Jerry Reed. Ape Call by Nervous Norvis (Jimmy Drake) 1956. Milk Dud cookies are good. Malt Ball cookies are upcoming. Upgrades in hotels. Mom can’t or won’t hear us. Herman has to watch gummy bears have sex every day. Catholic Church is bad, gummy bear sex is good and natural. JCMSUP Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest [We got one of the “S” streets wrong, it’s Seneca, not Stewart]. Weird stuff mom does: Mom calls everything a machine. Bill and Kelley are going to hell. Jesus Christ Lizards. Amos Moses Break. Kelley’s Hint List. Use one high-watt bulb. Everyone says Bill all the time. Edmonton airport friendly employee. Un-lacquered brass tips. Experts say meat is meat. Painted furniture hint. Murphy’s Oil Soap. Borax. Grandma fashion. Umpire Pants out.
