Kelley intros. Ringo star. We’re not ranking shit. I lost the new best-of notebook. Darning update. Regional kids stuff. Batman. Laughing during story telling. Corner Gas. Ketchup vs. Catsup. Skippers. Monk fruit sugar substitute. Careful with your edibles. Ringo Star break. Mary’s murdering listeners. Kelley’s Hint List. Our show doesn’t use Price as Right Rules. Spay and neuter your animals. Vaccinate you kids. Winston Churchill. Vera’s email and hints. Top Pot Donuts (also in Texas, guys!). Buttermilk/sour milk. Wilber the pig. Keep your lettuce in paper towels, not cloth, so it doesn’t “rust.” Orris root for your handkerchiefs. Rotate your shoes. Superbowl predictions. Umpire Pants Out.
