Have you seen our posters? Bill’s mayo promise. Movies from 1995. Scary movies make Bill cry. Stephen King. Should Mary cosplay as Kevin Smith? Costumed scammers in big cities. Watch Muppet lip synching videos. Climate change is real. Heaven’s Gate Cult confusion. Bill is a tiny man. Mary gets Matthew McConaughey and Owen Wilson confused. Mary tries to say there is no music in the Wizard of Oz. Marys Shit List of the Week: Driving in the left lane (she’s on the wrong side of history here folks). Bill’s Ice cream Truck of the Week. Women want real pockets in their clothes. Lily Tomlin. Kelley’s Hint List. Don’t shake rugs. Use cooling racks. Winter pie bake off. Make your own furniture polish. Cork in your glue bottle. Whipped cream with gelatin. Dying fabrics. Umpire Pants Out.
