Mary claims to like Italian food. Movies from 1996. Somehow Mary is explaining the plot of something again. Ross and Marshall’s shopping. Mary’s Shit List of the Week – mean dogs in stores. Mary is fired up about kids and cell phones. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Mini Watermelon’s, Ice Cream Trucks. Food trucks. It’s Mary’s bedtime. Dad’s tooth. Hints: Making jam and jelly. Kelley and Bill are being removed by CPS. Keeping cauliflower white. Substituting flour for corn starch. Getting juice out of lemons. More juicing hints. Streganona Situation (alternant title). Moths and furs. Practice sewing on crepe paper. Don’t yank the paper out of a typewriter. Another texting tirade. Filling out forms on typewriters. Umpire Pants Out!
