This show went off the rails in a beautiful way. It may be the best show we have ever done while also being the worst show in terms of actual wrestling coverage.
We started by proclaiming this weeks Being The Elite to be their best ever show. Famous Dick Wrestler Joey Ryan finally had his memorial service. His own (hot) wife could not attend but his best buds were in there to see his sleazy soul move on to the great squared circle in the sky.
This week on Raw we had a Roman Reigns spin off show, it is dissected in great detail. Bayley and Sasha had a therapy session with Dr. Shelby while babyface Braun Strowman continues to assault heel Kevin Owens for no reason. Logic.
By the time we got to Smackdown the show was a complete mess. Somehow while discussing the US Open Challenge and New Days 3rd of July pancake eating contest (and missed food fight opportunity) we solve America's gun violence problem...still not sure how that happened.
