They may not agree on the Maccabees, Napoleon, or the value of tumblr porn, but Peter Ronson (@Parenthestein) and Dan Ackerman (@DarnArckerman) smell the same smell of greatness wafting up from H.W.'s coffin.
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Timestamps:
0:00: Knock knock
0:20: Children of pilots
15:40: Happy Channukkahh!
23:28: Yellow Vests in France
37:18: Bret Stephens and the Weekly Standard
42:05: All I Want for Xmas is Bob Mueller
43:49: The great tumblr cleansing
Links, links, links links links:
W's Eulogy for Poppy
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/12/05/george-w-bush-entire-eulogy-vpx-sot.cnn
Behar / McCain
https://splinternews.com/an-incredible-new-feud-is-breaking-out-on-the-view-1830858571
The Huntsman Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVI1PUhUYgw
McCain at funeral subtweeting Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gymd1CScQ88
W on Kimmel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ir1hhpkwbo&t=160s
W steals jokes from Steve Bridges at WHCD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azu7Xb5hy-4
Adam McKay on Bush and Trump
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/christian-bale-takes-washingtons-ultimate-gamesman-vice-1162366
Trump blames Bush for 9/11
https://www.politico.com/blogs/south-carolina-primary-2016-live-updates-and-results/2016/02/gop-debate-2016-trump-911-219260
Once more for the cheap headphones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ThZcq1oJQ
Dersh accusations
https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2015/01/04/suit-accuses-prince-andrew-and-alan-dershowitz-sex-with-minor/0VhJMpZWMEJP3Ut8d7gexI/story.html
qanon meme
https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1069963210554556424?s=12
Obama killed Scalia
https://www.newyorker.com/news/amy-davidson/donald-trumps-scalia-conspiracy-pillow-fight
Hitch on Chanukah
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2007/12/hanukkah-celebrates-the-triumph-of-tribal-jewish-backwardness.html
A couple of gilets jaunes / yellow vest links:
Antifa beats up a nazi
https://twitter.com/_w0bb1t_/status/1069209355730542592
Nazis beat up a protestor
https://twitter.com/_w0bb1t_/status/1069570453277163520
As Borat would say, MA FEMME
https://twitter.com/breakaway_chi/status/1070715258162032642?s=21
MACRON au GOULAG
https://twitter.com/NBbreaking/status/1069359839439130629
Cop solidarity
https://twitter.com/NBbreaking/status/1069389164465016832
Forklift direct action
https://twitter.com/DailySabah/status/1069333678290075648
MACRON DÉMISSION
https://twitter.com/300bl0odeine_/status/1066489511327293440?s=21
Media Matters catches Bret Stephens's post-pub edits
https://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2018/11/30/bret-stephens-2018-midterm-analysis-quietly-getting-worse/222190
Stephens on the "disease of the Arab mind"
https://goo.gl/Sw2Ygu
Bye bye, Weekly Standard
https://goo.gl/GNsaJv
Bill Kristol on regime change in China
https://goo.gl/gCE8Xq
A very Mueller xmas
https://goo.gl/C4a6dX
Goodbye, tumblr
https://goo.gl/SXN3Ny
Apple and tumblr are both bad monopolies
https://goo.gl/NVf1FC
Furrasier
https://goo.gl/EGYZR2
Loomer
https://goo.gl/R4TmAk
Milo in debt
https://goo.gl/k7C5x9
Atlantic Council censors Facebook
https://goo.gl/y9toFi
Read my lips
https://goo.gl/3CESq6
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