It's holiday time and John is hauling his family all over the state. Alex wants to transplant his head to the body of a well-endowed man, deformities and all. We talk about how to survive with nothing but dirty water and no system of filtration. John is confident he could fight 138, 7-year-old, American kids, 5 at a time. Alex thinks he could handle about 25. We both agree Syrian 7-year-olds are too hard for both of us. We talk about the Colin Kaepernick GQ cover and solve the whole Kaepernick issue.
