O row the Enterprise
The ship that roams the starry skies
Rare ship and a rattlin' ship
The ship that's called the Enterprise
In that ship there was a bay (a rare bay and a rattlin' bay)
In that bay there was a craft (a rare craft and a shuttlin' craft)
In that craft there was a crew (a two-man crew with Wesley too)
In that crew there was a cap'n (the captain of the enterprise)
In that cap'n there was a heart (a rare heart, a bionic heart)
In that heart there was a flaw (a rare flaw and a fatal flaw)
In that flaw there was a Q (a rare Q, an annoying Q)
In that Q there was a plot (fair bet it's a common plot)
In that plot there was a past (a rare past, and a sordid past)
In that past there was a bar (a rare bar and a gamblin' bar)
In that bar there was a fight (a rare fight and an unfair fight)
In that fight there was a knife (a rare knife and an alien knife)
In that knife there was a future (a rare future and a rattlin' future)
In that future there was a cap'n (the captain of the Enterprise)