1.
oh I'm
Chiba Mamoru
and I
don't quite know everything?
but when
I see that twintailed girl
it's like this fee-ee-ling
compels me and
I say
like i think i'm such a help:
oi! o-dan-go atama!
have you
begun to study?
if you
don't get good grades
and aren't more graceful
then you won't land
a very good husband!
2.
i know
it's not a good way
to show
i have a crush
but all
my book-learned people skills
go out the window
when i see her
and freeze,
so tongue-tied that i tease:
oi! o-dan-go atama!
are you
even good at anything?
then i
know that i've misstepped most
egregiously, 'cause
she starts to wail
and i realize i'm a jerk.
3.
I don't
want her to cringe
when
she sees me coming
but how
do I begin to start
to make amends for
how much i've made
her cry?
how 2 social, I don't know.
oi! odango atama!
listen,
don't ever change.
you are
perfect as you are and
you brighten the whole world
with your sunshine.
go get a nice boyfriend.