We've listened to the people, and the people have demanded MORE pitches of silly things. We're just inundated with mail clamoring for it: "Please, FLAPmen, pitch more silly things to invest in! There's nothing better I can do with my time! I'm sick of my spouse and my children are failures before they're even grown. For the love of god, the only thing I have to live for is these pitches, so please, I'm begging you... pitch... more... silly... things..." That's a quote. An actual quote. We, quite simply, have no choice.
