No self-respecting action hero / karate champion / powerlifting fire-breather can go around with a name like Sammy Sparkles. No, they have to be called Punch Hawkins, or Crush Flexington. The more badass the person, the more badass the name has to be. But what name is the MOST badass? We may, in fact, reveal that very information in this episode! Well, I mean, we will, because that's what the episode's about. So...
