Parker (@parkermolloy) looks forward to Riot Fest and her Wisconsin getaway while Allison unpacks the sperm apocalypse
In bad news: Bob Woodward's new book reveals a "nervous breakdown" of Trump's presidency, Monica Lewinsky is continuously expected to field questions about Bill Clinton when he is almost never asked questions about her, and Trump renews threat over NBC's "license"
In good news: Ayanna Pressley won her primary and is close to becoming Massachusetts' first black woman in Congress, the New Yorker disinvites Steve Bannon from festival after Twitter uproar, Spain cancels bombs sale to Saudi Arabia amid Yemen concerns, and Kim Kardashian goes back to the White House to discuss the case of Chris Young, a man whose 2010 arrest for marijuana and cocaine possession led to a life sentence
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