1st Mix of my latest, may contain traces of swearing!
The Hard Sell
Sat on the bank by the River Lean
Enjoying the day with my kids on the green
But the hoodlems in grey
just wont go away
I asked them to refrain from such profanities
again and again, I even said please
Punched one in the face
Yet 'Im' the disgrace
But all i ever want to do
Is stay at home and grow my food
and drink beer
And curl up with the missus too
and pen a silly song or two
and drink more beer
But Every time
I think all is fine
Something comes along and says no
Too good of a life
So heres some more strife
Stick that with your worrys and your woes
Im tired of saying 'oh well, that is life'
I went for a job but it didnt go well
I wasnt equipped to make the hard sell
They were asking weird questions
it was natural selection
I went to the pub for a pint ot two
But hoodlems in grey, well they were there too
Well what could I do?
Another big punch up
Yet its me who gets locked up
But all i ever want to do
Is stay at home and grow my food
and drink beer
And curl up with the missus too
and pen a silly song or two
and drink more beer
But Every time
I think all is fine
Something comes along and says no
Too good of a life
So heres some more strife
Stick that with your worrys and your woes
Im tired of saying 'oh well, that is life'
