This week, Augie and Isaiah welcome back Darcy and catch up with Noel. Augie and Noel talk about their upcoming college graduations, including Augie’s plans to win back his family’s affections from Patreece. Melissa’s birthday party causes mayhem for Augie, but also lets him show his true colors as a perfect person, as well as his pasty-cutting skills. Isaiah talks about current news like super mosquitoes and corporal punishment in schools, and Darcy finds a study that validates her opposition to red meat. Lana Del Rey proves that her depressing songs are based on real life, and Augie takes his whiteness to a new level by discussing LA Kings hockey. Tune in for all of this and more.