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There was once a boy who dreamed it all
Spot on the boulevard at the Taj Mahal
Jump start the 90's with a rediscoved VHS rewind me
Jack Black and Mos Def Blackstar The Shining
Chip-chopping down that door Dana Carvey
Silly man to straight man Hugh Laurie
Do not have a full understanding of Tory
Just googled it---Republican in English glory
Some friends of mine used to be real close
Now I look at them like I'm glen close
You want to beef, put on some clothes
I'm a bare-knuckle boxer to all my foes
Chess moves, fast and confusing like jet fuel
combined with Muhammed Ali and the best news
That you could ever get, not the same as good news
You put in the pews
For the men hurt abused

Take it out for a spin
Don't tempt the organ
I just want a win
Don't tempt the organ
It's the same as a piano
Don't tempt the organ
Like boys to Paul Dano
Don't tempt the organ
I want an autograph
Don't tempt the organ
Look at this graph
Don't tempt the organ
I just want to win
Don't tempt the organ
Damnit Gloria
Don't tempt it

It's like walking down the same path for 17 years
No condom in your pocket no tears
with a tears for fears ticket in your pocket with shears
but deciding now is the time to cut clear
Maybe it was that Thomas Merton cat Meer
Meerkat that convinced you it was time for a beer
To make peace with the circumstances you created
and realize it was for a better world
as friends get faded
Or, in spite of all, the apocalypse was droll
You just wanted a golden ticket to fuck it all
Got in the car, pedal to the metal drive
Decided to do a Bat in Hell enanctment live
Whatever the case may be, they can't be trusted
Whoever you're worried about now
So know that by the time you hear this
you will have made a mistake
and that's a little brilliant and great
But an object of self hate, so
I gotta be precious with my time
My computer shuts off randomly some of the time
around about the same time I think of lime
with salt in tequila
and malt in Ibiza
Mike Posner is not on the list for this
A Biggy Shorty party where air ain't in
The cat died of auto-erotic asphixiation
That's why Rick and Morty made a machine
So...just give in to the mystery
Down with the middle-me
Verne Troyer passion with the grit of Listerine
The compression tames the peaks
But who tames the egos of the souls too green
Who talks the 20 year olds out of suicide
Who finds old advice and reapplies
Who has the patience to follow it all back
And find the yellow brick road
through all the piss and crap?

Quoniam Tu solus sanctus
Tu Solus sanctus
random Bach bass aria from the B minor mass