She's a private school teacher---you're a midnight creeper
One illegal license for one street sweeper
Para-military Harry Carey main feature
Snooze you lose like cartridges of leisure suit Larry
One night I was hanging around the bandstand
Laurence Welk special style a grand slam
Van Damme would have asked a dame if she glad hand
Fidel Castro would have castrated the whole scam
Like a secret agent
Not wanting to exhibit patience
I saw some one standing 'round, patient
Like a patient etherized I'm achin'
from the side waitin
Beside myself not naked
Peepin' tom related
B12 you sunk my battleship
should have had more beans
can't afford a last wish
Things not what they seem
John Travolta drinkin' coffee out a giant cup
Help me understand it dog up
the reverse of up dog
everything from core
Vary the stretch, like frog
I'm not mitch
You need to stop drinking in this smog
Wearing chains like Smaug
Like Sarah Palin singing Baby Got Back
on the Masked Singer
I'm here to test your patience
like washed up comics
put through the ringer
The font of Facebook Messenger
Is Segoe UI
If you feel inclined to dirty up your thoughts
use that font when you write
in Notepad you guy
It was pointed out to me in Youtube comments
that the soldier in Return of the Living Dead Part II
Possessed an M60 rifle enough to shoot a zombie or two
However he is overcome by the undead
This is a metaphor
Too often we succumb to the narrative
Forest for the trees
Alderaan for Endor
