Most of you people never played Quake 1
Some of you people now play Quake 2
And I’m blue that nobody ever has a clue
About most of the things that I like to do
Pornography has a universal appeal
But it’s taboo and not something that can define real
Friendship as far as I’m concerned
Any more than you like air
And that fire burns
I’m what you call a loner
Derive a boner from pursuing unrealistic goals
Investigate them like rocky shoals
On alien planets
Like Venus
Where C.S. Lewis and Chris Nolan
Maintain there’s hilly waves
Don’t save your breath
Pushing a Radio flyer wagon up a hill
Before going down
You realize your will
Was for a flying dream
We all wake up before we die
I’m going to give up before I try
Jule Styne wrote Gypsy
Sometimes I think about the Roman Empire
Wonder if the Knights Templar
Weren’t as bro-y as the Knights of Columbus
On down days clouds Nimbus I call numbus
My psyche has a numlock
On which hydrogen cloud and opus
On which octopus hentai chick was thrown bogus
Red herring facts about Red Garland
Not Judy’s brother
