The DC Funkverse Five present —
KOOL-AID MIX
🍹 This isn’t a mix—it’s a myth-level slap engine with nostalgic teeth sharp enough to slice open the timestream. Kool-Aid Mix detonates with the hottest funky, jazz, disco & tech house, acid jazz, and iconic throwback remixes that turn nostalgia into straight-up dancefloor prophecy.
Featuring flipped & reimagined classics like “Oh Yeah,” “I Can’t Go for That,” “Sun Is Shining,” “Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia)” and more.
This set doesn’t just play—it performs. Think of it as a precision roundhouse kick to your brain’s groove center.
🔊 Seamless transitions. Dirty-slick layering. S-tier track placement.
💥 The funkiest transmission that ever was—and probably ever will be.
📜 Instructions / Best Practices for Vibing:
Slap yourself (or appoint someone qualified) to prepare for the funkcision.
Approach the play button. If you own a helmet, now’s the time.
Press play slowly—ease into the juice.
Get down, get funky, dance, smash that like, follow, & repost. TY!!!
📡 Engineered by The DC Funkverse Five (DJ~DC, The Drummer, The Technician, The Funkadelic Relic & The Camel 🐪) for maximum impact—designed as a sonic weapon against King Maximum.
This mix was supposed to remain sealed in the vault… until the Kool-Aid Man Kool-Aid-Man’d straight through the wall like a caffeinated Waterboy/Juggernaut hybrid and the mix escaped.
Witnesses are permanently altered—wandering in circles muttering “Ohhh yeah…” in low, haunted baritone.
As for the vault gatekeeper… he got juiced. May his pulp rest in peace.
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Disclaimer: No camels were harmed in the making of this mix.
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Tracklist:
(00:00) – Mau P – Merther
(05:04) – Alves – Koolaid (Oh Yeah Mix)
(10:43) – Angelo Ferreri + Moon Rocket – Cantaloupe Island
(14:25) – Smalltown DJs – Concorde Groove
(18:21) – Tommy Vee – I Can't Go For That
(22:38) – Mau P – On Again
(28:55) – James Hurr + Ika Crossfield – Sun Is Shining
(34:08) – Stban + James Hurr + Solea Morente + Josemi Carmona – El Camino
(39:09) – Maurice West + Saberz – Rhythm of the Night
(43:18) – San Pacho – Ride the Train
(48:21) – Wax Motif – Gimme That Money
(52:21) – Firza – Lick It
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