Santa Monica Slim & The Poisoned Environment Boys, bolstered by the Zelda Hyde Exclusively Caucasian Singers, perform their musical tribute to Donald J. Trump. Lyrics copyright 2018 by John Mendelssohn:
God took an orange dump and called it Donald Trump
Please off a high cliff jump, Mr. Trump
You wear defiant ignorance as some might wear medals
Your world’s full of lies, pots called black by kettles
From ghastly to awful, you cover the spectrum
How does it feel having Mike Pence up your rectum?
You live in a world of gold leaf, all bejewelled
Beloved of numbskulls. So easily fooled!
You deadbeat, you con man, you liar, you villain
You stubborn infection. We need penicillin
How weird that he should be embraced by lovers of the Bible
Tell the truth about the man and he’ll shouting, “Libel!”
With asshats quite unqualified and nincompoops not vetted
The swamp you promised that you’d drain has just become more fetid
You’re vulgar and stupid, a coward and bully
we loathe you not partially but quite fully
Your necktie’s too long, your attention span short
one wishes your mom had seen fit to abort
You fecal stain on history. You foul abomination
To shake your sweaty little hand’s to risk contamination
