If you walk on the moon in the mountains
And you gaze up into the sky
You might see my scary bloodshot eye
Of course I’m evil
Coz that’s my job
I am the evil
Evil Planet Blob
People keep talking about me
They just can’t believe I’m for real
It adds to my unique appeal
Of course I’m evil
Coz that’s my job
I am the evil
Evil Planet Blob
So I’m placing the Universe under Martial Law
i’m the biggest tyrant that you ever saw
I’ll be like Darth Vader in a movie
I’ll send it up in flames if it behooves me
If you think that this world is garbage
If you think it belongs in a bag
Then the cosmos is just a drag
Of course I’m evil
Coz that’s my job
I am the evil
Evil Planet Blob
Evil
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written and recorded at home by Tony Fitzgerald
December 2020
© 2020 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)