Joey is in the world's worst play, with the worst director and actors, falling in love with his dramatic co-star and avoiding painting mugs, Phoebe is stuck on hold for a $29 phone replacement, Ross decides to bring a date (which means Rachel decides to bring a date) and then spends his entire date waiting for Rachel's date to scream (Hi, Ben Stiller!). Monica reminds us that she has a boyfriend, and Chandler reminds us that he's a creep (which is about all these two do for the entire episode).
