Hmm something's still not right... let me hold the musket again. Phoebe has the privilege of helping Chandler pick out the ring he's going to use to propose to Monica, but there are more than a few obstacles, ending with Phoebe pretending to be a dying woman to facilitate the ring swap. Meanwhile, Rachel is counseling Paul through his childhood trauma and a lot of crying. Joey & Ross try to ice Chandler out but it doesn't work so well.