Following Donald Trump's accusation that Canadians are NAFTA cheaters who smuggle American goods across the border (including brand new shoes that we apparently scuff up to look "used"), Classic Rock Mornings put this little diddy together!
Crossing the border for half a day,
Hit Port Huron with all my pay,
Sweet sweet deals my trunk is stacked
Cheap shirts, cheap pants, our bags are packed
We spend our cash, we buy some bling
And when we're hungry, Bob Evans is our thing
Eat some chicken, Buy some booze
Head home to Canada
With our scuffed up shoes
We wear American shoes
We wear American shoes
Smuggle them on our feet
Trump says we're NAFTA cheats
We wear American shoes
