Check the mustache, I grew it out for you, it lets me brush past ladies in a crowded room, fuck a bus pass now we got an Audi dude, grown up but the crew gettin rowdy too. We in the rec room down in the basement, puts you in the frame for the game or the NASCAR races. Cigar smoke so thick that it stick in your pores, DAMN kids finish your chores!
Dripping bile and contempt, Bartlet Admin Operatives obtusely muscle through Dad Issues by visiting the scorn they were never able to express for their fathers onto the starry-eyed innocence and energetic hopes of their peers. Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around and boy do Sam and Toby just dig in on spreading theirs. Notably, conspicuously underrepresented in this episode: President Dad himself, who gets maybe three lines as a throwaway joke.
There is an actually GOOD segment in this episode, as Big Block of Cheese Day Two brings the Cartographers for Social Equality to the Whitehouse with a wonderfully apt criticism of how American cultural imperialism reinforces actual American imperialism.
Credit to Satellite High for the bars, and the Dad Rock Life.