When reached for comment, white house communications director Toby Ziegler, recently in hot water for his collar-tuggingly awkward press room flops, just sorta racistly rattled off the following statement:
"China BAD, Asian food WEIRD, politics DUMB, these BROADS AM I RIGHT, protocol CORRECT"
James Taylor is the most bland, tepid, plain icemilk choice for a superstar guest on the show. In classic Democratic Party fashion they put him to bizarre, drop-shipped use coopting a (legitimate, arguably revolutionary) civil rights anthem. Why? Who cares! We're just loading the fuck up on guest stars this week though, blow that budget!
Music from bird and bee covering Van Halen.
