Old Kateronomy and Mr. Christoffelees are proud to present their take on the scariest movie of 2019, the bastardization of the beloved Broadway classic, the one and only CATS. A full 1hr50min of celebrity felines crawling around on all fours, nuzzling each other, unzipping themselves from their flesh suits (?), and competing to be selected by Judi Dench for ritualistic homicide.
