she called him motherfucker
and the bloke did reply
he said i'll never be as happy
as the day that you die
the couple speaking german
didn't make it much nicer
and there i interfered
oh man i should have been wiser
all you need is me i said
all you need is a mutual enemy
so fuck you
i'm gonna make you happy
i said: hey bitch
you wanna ditch that guy
now please just stop your screaming
and i'm gonna tell you why
he is the most pathetic looser
in the whole damned world
and that is why he couldn't
get a better looking girl (o oh)
all you need is me
all you need is a mutual enemy
fuck you
i'm gonna make you happy
he said: fick dich
you're gonna feel the pain
and both of 'm turned crazy
into outright insane
they beat me up and left me
lying down on the street
it's always good to be there
in an hour of need (o oh)
all you need is me
all you need is a mutual enemy
and that's me
so good to make you happy
