For a kid, a day can be long enough for a relationship and the summer can last a lifetime. Terrifying grade school monsters, crushed fingers, silent screams and Kyle.Coop and Myan are pumping out two shows this week as they change gears to bring you twice the brainwashing and none of the liquor knowledge. They don't support joke-theft, Impaired-consent or kidnapping Brad Pitt. Just want to make that clear.