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If your mom gets mad at you because you started smoking a Vape just say, “well at least I didn’t pay two people to pretend to hate-crime me so I could make it in Hollywood.” Clearly your decision making is not the one in question. On the upside, I now know who Jussie Smollett is. And apparently so does Siri, nice work “talk to text.“

Whether it’s $.96 for a gallon of gas or $11.63 for a set of juggling pins, Unofficial will always find you the best deal. Japan or Montana, Ben or Jerry, Apple or actual apples, Coop and Myan could aid your decision-making and save your face from so many shards of broken wine-bottle glass...for as little as $10. SALAD!!!