Pretty like a lamb chop
A frozen one
Compared to Jello
With a pleasant
Splash of murder
Murder
Vacuumed into
The distant vortex
Of Simon says
Misty carpet reds
Hand job Steven
Oven semen
We missed the bus
So we sat and discussed
Some fine cheeses
With curb side lawyers
And turd sized sawyers
Squeaky potential frenzy
It’s fun to believe in Oz
While you’re on the yellow brick road
Learn the swindle
And it’s hard to ride the magic carpet
It’s fun to believe
It’s fun to believe in Oz
While you’re on the yellow brick road
Learn the swindle
And it’s hard to ride the magic carpet
Who’s responsible
For fertilizing
The not-so-top secret
Poison ivy
Cemetery
Triple X missionary
Sedate my canary
Laugh in the middle
Of the teeter totter
I lost my blotter
Scorching Amoco’s
Flowery microphones
Two tone
On sunny Mondays
I feel cheetah cheated
Using crusty dental floss
Wearing dirty hot pink
Knitted socks
It’s fun to believe in Oz
While you’re on the yellow brick road
Learn the swindle
And it’s hard to ride the magic carpet
It’s fun to believe in Oz
While you’re on the yellow brick road
Learn the swindle
And it’s hard to ride the magic carpet
It’s fun to believe
Yeah, I hate you
But i can always
Remember
The times when I didn’t
It’s so apparent
Why you’re not famous
