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This week’s episode is basically a fever dream diary entry come to life. We cover:

A race reveal gone sideways (don’t ask).

The weirdest Uber driver story leaving Monarch—dude was basically a side quest.

A wholesome lunch with the parentals that somehow ended with a fender bender.

The Dyer Diaries, where topics range from birth control to “oral sex” (yes, with the air quotes) and a man pissing proudly at the Diana intersection (local hero?).

Jesus offering a homeless guy $17 for a hug.

Jesus's gay porn name: Dick Lazer.

Being taken hostage after the Kings of the West concert with Leslie.

Black Sabbath’s “final” concert at Monarch.

And, of course, more cursed Uber interactions in general.

Basically, it’s like if your drunk tío wrote a diary and then forced you to listen to it in the car.