26/12/17... STBB 564 ENTRY.... TIRED OF GETTING SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS A PANIC ROOM FOR YOUR GARAGE. SIT DOWN IN THERE ON A BEANBAG EATING CORNFLAKES WAITING FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TO BLOW OVER. COS IT DIDNT COME WITH NO TOASTER AND WE AINT GETTING NO CLOSER TO BEING HOME OWNERS. NOT TILL YOU GET A COMBOVER AND A COLLARED SHIRT SPEND YOUR WEEKDAYS DOING OFFICE WORK SPEND THE WEEKEND DRINKIN MAKING YOUR PROBLEMS WORSE. GOT 10 TYPES OF CANCER AND BAD BREATH. GOT ROTTEN TEETH AND A STUDENT LOAN. GOT A STALE BAG OF MAGIC MUSHROOMS AND NO TIME TO EAT THEM. GOT A LONG SLEEVE SHIRT AND A BOX OF SCORCHED ALMONDS. THATS SOME GREAT UNCLE HAROLD SHIT. TERENCE. PERCY. EVERYBODY SOUNDED LIKE THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE CHARACTERS A FEW YEARS AGO. WHAT HAPPENED TO US? WHERE ARE WE? I CANT FEEL MY KIDNEYS.
