Prod. @OlderAlen
Lyrics:
Man I wish somebody would have taught me that almost every single one of you Americans are fake, when I was younger. I wish somebody would have taught me that. That Americans are just fake people. Almost every single one of them. But of course then you wouldn't have been able to play your game this whole time. Like, 'I'm pretend this. I'm pretend that.' And then, ya know, 'that's funny', or whatever.
Americans, Americunts, they're very dumb, they're very dense
No street or book smarts, just privilege and cooked art
I'm a character to them in their favorite fantasy
Yea that's their good part
They really love sugar, the type to eat their boogers
Low IQ, high credit, yea they like to bogart
Pretend they appreciate Mozart
The type to say 'folks' a lot and willingly get jerked off by the Pope's arm
Hear me getting pussy and then pull the smoke alarm
Yea they like to fake joke a lot
They hate the Asians but they love Pokémon
Skims and Lululemon
Most Americans are googoogaga
I'm just trying to keep my sanity
And they won't even let us smoke weed, it's just cannabis
You need some potpourri, this is asinine
Handley is how I handle mine
I don't got time for no Glee or no pantomime
I'm pissed off at these Americunts
Old country bigots, children gripping, concealing their feelings
They tell me I was willing
A bunch of pillheads addicted to villians
Idiots with no skillsets
They'll preach for Freedom of Speech and then mass report me
They'll steal my life's work and then ignore me
They take my identity and then say I'm 'boring'
And I'm still not dead yet so they're still snoring
These Americunts are as fascist as it gets
They barely speak one language and they demand you hear it
'Like but is he an ass man or does he like tits'
And that's about the best insight you get from older generations
Some racist, sexist, definition of 'the emasculation of the man'
And these are apparently some of the smartest people in all the land
And I gotta listen to it ripped off, poor, and scammed
And something about corny and dance, horny and dads
Whatever happens to cross their mind that second
Because these Americans really have the power to do whatever they said
And not back it up with what they did
And still convince you that they're legit
Like a change of presidents is going to change shit
A land full of playful changelings
They're so untamed with the blaming
Oh and they really love a good tainting
Lots of butthole and butt jokes
And butt snowed and butthole
And butt this and poop this
And shit that and that's rap
