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We, the 2019 State Draft GMs, are splitting the country into five teams for very weird reasons. Why are we doing this at all? You ask too many questions! Just like a cop! WE GOT A COP HERE!

- Four teams are good. One is bad. I think you know where Florida ends up
- What's the point of this? How do you win? I'm surprised you think there's an answer, but thank you for trying
- Who'll be the first to pick a state that was already picked?
- What is the state dessert of Missouri?
- More explosive: DK Metcalf or the state of Mississippi's geology itself?
- Which of us is just playing an actual board game the entire time?