--a profile of the ideal most brawl-prone college football player imaginable
--a review of Miami stories, including the time Holly almost ran over a group of despondent Notre Dame fans, and also the time a couple of guys left a shark on the train
--the revelation that Hulk Hogan was, at one point, a quiet English student in Tampa
--Western Kentucky is a Tennessee state school, because Volunteers are bad at maps
--How an 11-2 Western Kentucky team fell down to this bowl game
--A list of ticket prices for this game equalling something like money laundering, which is totally what this game is
