OMG SO MUCH TO DISCUSS ABOUT THE FINAL WEEK IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL LIKE:
--how to replace your pastor after a decade or more of being merely really good
--The ins and outs of a coaching coup in Louisiana that was a plan all along only if you enjoy people trying to cover their tracks after completely fucking everything up along the way
--The madness of Ole Miss, or why Hugh Freeze picks his losses and victories really well
--Every college football job is open
--The joy of FSU fans being completely unaware of their surroundings at all times
--How you can write off all rivalry week results with confidence as long as you didn't actually lose
--A horrifying analogy by Jason ending up with someone shining a nude statue of a former Big Ten coach
