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You know, just because we say you're getting two podcasts in a week doesn't mean you're getting a good pair of podcasts. This isn't entirely our fault: the random assortment of teams came up with not one, but TWO teams in the state of Illinois. This was doomed from the start.

Topics include:

--A quick discussion of the hierarchy of cheap-ass grocery store chains, and a reminder that HEB hands out beers to drink while you're shopping

--A review of all the bad things that have happened to every single one of these teams

--A discussion of South Carolina football that devolves into "Will Muschamp, hostage negotiator"

--How Northwestern is exactly the team to start 4-0 and end up 6-6

--A thing that will get us at least two angry emails about how Chicago is a college football town

--Oregon State gets fast-forwarded to next year, let's just come back and see how they're doing next year, y'all, look away, this is definitely something for 2017 and eyes away, please

--Ryan talks very seriously about Baylor, and not about football alone