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The Shutdown Fullcast opens things by discussing the important point of how everything in your life is trash, and will likely not improve no matter how hard you work. SEGUE: JUST LIKE A MID-MAJOR OR GROUP OF FIVE'S CHANCES AT ACTUALLY GETTING IN THE PLAYOFF. Transitions, like everything else around here, are seamless, man.

Topics:

--Settle down, Houston, you'll be fine and please don't make us hate your otherwise really fun football team by being horrible online fans and/or having your coach morph into a tentacled monster like at least half of the coaches in college football seem to

--USF? We talk about USF, and it's mostly really good things we say with great sincerity even though it's technically still a school

--The Fun Belt devolves into a discussion about how App State will definitely beat Miami this year, if only because it feels so fun to let those words come out of your mouth

--Western Kentucky has to replace a quarterback but good lord they have all the points your team might have lost

--Do we discuss independent Notre Dame? No, because we know what you do with the ACC when the lights are off and only the Lord is watching, Notre Dame.