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John Currie got fired by Tennessee when the year was still 2017, yet we, the idiot sports internet, are still talking about it in March 2018. Why? Because the Vols decided to give the world a BUNCH of Currie's text messages, allowing us to discuss important matters like:

• Why Gogo Inflight is a Georgia weapon
• Group texts, and the misery they present to those dragged into them unwillingly
• Italian Brady Hoke
• The worst email you can get from your boss that isn't directly hostile or unprofessional
• That Disney and Pixar bracket, which was not sent to Currie but would have been had it come up at the time

My theory? Tennessee's doing this to distract us from talking or thinking about football. Watch them lose to Vanderbilt by 18 next year and "oh we found a bunch of John Currie's search history entries, here you go!"