Accurate Paradody of A Parody. Lyrics by Adam Covner and Orca Raptalon
The anaconda grow, the anaconda grow
The anaconda grow up to a quarter ton, son
[Verse 1]
The green anaconda lives in the Amazon-a
And the Orinoco Basin in South America
They live in swamps rivers and marshes and if you are late
they are the largest species of snake when we measure by weight
they so damn real
Eat pigs and birds and other reptiles
And larger ones can even prey on tapirs
on capybara and some take small deer
This is a dope snake
By the way, seven days
That's how often they need to eat a meal
Wrap around their prey and squeeze so hard to kill
On land got no skill but their swimming is trill
Underwater concealed, still see their nostrils
Scientific name, Eunectes murinus
1758 - named by Carl Linneaus
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Hook 1 The Anaconda grow up to a quarter ton son
Oh my gosh, 20 feet long
Oh my gosh, primarily nocturnal
Oh my gosh, found in Ecuador
they are found in Ecuador
they are found in Ecuador
The yellow anaconda a bit smaller than its cousin
And its range in South America is much more southern
They eat same items , birds, fish and even peccary sows
And have been accused by some ranchers of killing thier cows
But that just not true
Still aren’t the snakes u wanna get close too
They been known to attack keepers at the zoo
nictitating membrane that they can see through
They have no eyelids
By the way they can be prey
Jaguars and giant otters can take they life today
Humans drain wet lands take they habitat away
Another huge threat - the illegal pet trade
Them unwanted snakes - all of Florida invade
scientific name Eunectes Noteaus
“ good swimmer with dorsal” that’s how u translate it
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The anaconda grow, the anaconda grow
The anaconda grow up to a quarter ton, son
O m Gosh 15 feet long
O m Gosh Invasive in the Keys
O m Gosh from the Pantanal
they are from the Pantanal From the from the Pantanal
Hook 2: Constrictors with the rhythm when we gotta rap
Green Anaconda Yellow Anaconda
The Anaconda grow up to a quarter ton son
[Verse 3
The male anaconda is a similar color
But sexual dimorphism means they're much smaller
Mating in the rainy season from April to May
Female laying down the pheromones to summon the mate
And they bang, bang, bang
Males come running and they competing
Press they cloaca up against her thing
Only the winner gets to copulate
It's called a breeding ball
By the way, the one who mates
He ain't gonna live to see another day
The female eats him and slithers away
Digesting that body while making those eggs
It's a long wait, half a year to gestate
Ovoviviparous, give birth to live young
Heat Pits like vipers and they smell with their tongue
Tongue-t-t-tongue-tongue-t-t-tongue-tongue...
Yeaaaah thiss goes out to fifteen foot snakes up in the zoo
At least fifteen foot snakes up in the zoo
Fuck them little snakes fuck them little snakes in the zoo FUCK UM Haaaaahahahhahaha GENUS EUNECTES BITCH!!!!
