LYRICS:
[Verse 1]
I went to 4chan for relationship advice
Sad to report that my left hand is my new wife.
I brought my cat to the PETA meeting
Turns out they're no fans of the way I'm eating
[Chorus]
I told my boss that he is lame,
An MMO is my first game,
And I'm starting to think that
THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA.
I leaked my home address online,
I don't read contracts that I sign,
And it's becoming clear that
THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA.
[Verse 2]
I sent my daughter to the "free candy" van
The "candy" was stuck to a creepy old man.
I'm in the middle of vacation planning now
to Kabul, to Antarctica, then sightseeing in Slough!
[Chorus]
I told my boss that he is lame,
An MMO is my first game,
And I'm starting to think that
THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA.
I leaked my home address online,
I don't read contracts that I sign,
And it's becoming clear that
THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA.
[Bridge]
I sent my money to my new foreign friend
Who promised me a fortune and a piece of his land.
His email seemed legit - I mean he IS royalty.
I thought a prince from Nigeria wouldn't lie to me...
[Pre Chorus]
How do I never learn, man, how?
I really hated it in Slough
And all I can think now is
THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA.
[Chorus]
I told my boss that he is lame,
An MMO is my first game,
And I'm starting to think that
THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA.
I leaked my home address online,
I don't read contracts that I sign,
And it's becoming clear that
THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA.
THIS. WAS NOT. A GOOD. IDEA!
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This song was made within 2 hours at a music jam at Jonas Tyroller's Discord server and later extended. I hope you enjoy it and don't take it too seriously. I certainly had a lot of fun making this song and I hope it's just as fun to listen to :)
