Every few generations a human being appears. One not made for this world. One too blinding to look upon. One so chiseled that Lou Ferigno could never have prettier muscles then him. One who’s name is so insane it’s transcendent. He is beyond mere mortals. He is the reason James Cameron has a career. He took out a predator. He got that goddamn Turbo Man doll for Anakin Skywalker. If he were born two thousand years ago, he would have been an emperor. Instead he was the biggest movie star in the world. The man. The myth. The weird. Blockbuster film school presents: A Nick Souder joint, in association with Alex Bonner Is a Clown Boi Productions, and Brian Tepps Is Not a Robot Productions: Arnold Schwarzenegger!
