Ja-red to the Willie last name Tonder
No one stronger
Who can hold a plank longer
Excuse me I got a few thoughts right now that I’d like to ponder so allow me the honor
He was born in Colorado where the mountains grow
Where they drink lemonade and speak real slow
And yes that was a quote from LFO but if you weren’t a 90’s kid well i guess you don’t know
Straight out of Alabama rockin southern flow
With a straw hat sitting back playing banjo
On his front porch rocking with a dog at his feet and a truck so-so next to the radio
I really couldn’t tell you quite what is age is but he’s breaking new ground like his name’s John Smith
If I had to guess though I’d say 29 cause he’ll knock you out and joke about it like a punch line (breath)
Jokes all aside he’s a really cool guy who just wants to make sure that you can stay fly
At the same with his fly swatter in his back pocket just to make sure that you will never try
To cross his friends and we cannot pretend that it aint his birthday so l hope that you’ll spend
A second right now to wish him well, cause all that he wants is some more cowbell
