Instrumental produced by Tone Jonez (tonejonez.com) and retrieved from Jee Juh Beats
Lyrics:
He prefers his drinks stirred not shaken
I’m talking bout a guy named Nicholas A. Clayton
I thought that’s a little weird, was like are you sure mate?
He’s like yeah I’m sure, grab the scotch and the stir plate.
Straight outta Opelika
No sign of Ice cube
Except for in his lemonade
While he’s watching YouTube
Crazy cat videos and a bit of comedy
He has to be the one who puts the star on the tree
He likes chemistry, which you can’t spell without the try
Mention carbons and the hydrogens, he lets out a sigh
He’s in heaven inside so he really can’t reply
And honestly,
I don’t really need to ask why
He likes to drive trucks
Cause he’s built Ford tough
Shoutout from our sponsors,
No need to call the bluff
It’s a special day of the month, vente siete,
His spirit animal is a cow and her name is Betty
And here we have another verse
For the homie Evan Glowiak
No bones about it
Just go and ask a Marowak
He likes to play Pokemon
I hope it doesn’t scare you that
He’s from Michigan
And he likes to make an impact
Get up, and on the saddle does a little ride
With a group of other lions so he’s got a lot of pride
He uses Nationwide, that’s because he’s on your side
Frequently compared to proteins making bonds like a peptide
He is an engineer but no he’s not a nerd
When it comes to the amendments yeah he likes to plead the third,
The judge is are you sure?
I believe you meant the fifth
Evan smiles and he nods
Says it’s you I’m playing with
Oh he got em good, he just wants to have some fun
27th rolls around, it’s not the birthday of just anyone
For Nicholas and Evan, everybody say hey
Go and give a shoutout, because it’s their birthday
