Scot-ty, taught me
How to kick it when you’re chilling in Karate
How to do the wave like you’re riding a tsunami
It’s his birthday, time to serve him up some hot tea
Mr. last name Saville
Like a warhawk Closing in for the kill
Pretended he was from Australia for a little thrill
And he’s Better than Lebron when he does the windmill
But it’s all chill, yeah it’s real G-doh
St Patty’s Day he was green like Cee-lo
Fooling all the ladies
And he went a little crazy
He’s the captain of the ship, and the chips ahoy mateys
He likes to be nice like Forrest Gump
At the same time closing deals like Donald Trump
He learned about a model called T-I-P-O
Brack can do the robot like C3PO
The other day we learned a bit about negotiation
Everyone so excited was like a celebration
Especially Scott, brough his pen and his paper
Like the day of the fight with Luke and Vader
Here we are now down at SOS
It’s his birthday and I bet you can’t guess
How old he is and you better pass the test
For that Big 2-9 he ain’t settling for less
