The first track from the new Cynicism Management EP, entitled "Shadow Chasers". FREE DOWNLOAD of the whole album at http://cynmanagement.bandcamp.com/album/shadow-chasers-ep
Monika Fritz - vocals
Jure Praper - guitar solos
Borut Praper - drums, bass, keyboards, guitar riffs
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I overstayed my welcome in Britannia
My ass got kicked right off Tatooine
As I scratched the Wookiee balls I had back then
I loved the elf transvestite within
Then I grew old and weary
Fed up with the routine
I'm sorry it's a pity but
I found the grind obscene
Now my guildmistress hates me
My icons make me twitch
That's how I learned the lesson
That Azeroth's a bitch
My oh my oh my I have so
Many real life sins
So I apologise for ruining
All the raids I'm in
Raids I'm in
My old armour weighs a bit too much on me
All my weapons crumble with rust
My mount is lame my spaceship has been sold for parts
The crap I've crafted all turns to dust
I cannot beat the goblins
I can't kill any orcs
I've traded all my weapons in
For shovels and pitchforks
Now my guildmistress hates me
My icons make me twitch
That's how I learned the lesson
That Tyria's a bitch
While all the kids are raising hell
On Dromund Kaas
I seethe in the dungeon of Despise
And fail to wipe my arse
Oh my oh my oh my
I bear my real life sins
So I am really sorry
For ruining all the raids I'm in
Raids I'm in raids I'm in