Tim and Ted have stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back and they are here with all the tips, tricks, and gossip YOU need in case you ever stare into the abyss and it stares back (you break your phone). Featuring: How not to jump over the trash pond; What funeral homes will and won't do for your best friends; the power of Double Brew coffee; the perils of hipster coffee shops; Peter Jackson's greatest casting feat on The Lord of the Rings; The Science of shrunken son brains; Emmett's newest anti-father hit, "Trash Dad Elegy"; and how to avoid commitment and save your own life.
