This song is about a dumb woman who hit my vehicle and left the scene of the accident, as I was approaching her vehicle to write down her information.
LYRICS:
She woke up one fine morning, feeling uptight / with her angry mask on and decided to drive.
But the stars were against her, her man had just hit her / so she entered the traffic like that Hun named Attila. Oh, no… (“That’s crazy”) …Oh, no.
How was I to suspect that, that nut would be driving and our paths would collide, like the Clash of The Titans.
Or, when walking to meet her, she’d take off like thunder / leaving me standing there, like a tool in a blunder.
But she never realized, as she left me there standing, like a fool in street with my paper in hand / that I’d search and I’d find her, no matter the distance and bring her to justice, with incessant persistence, oh yeah… (“She’s crazy”) … Oh yeah.
BRIDGE
(“Oh woe is me…why can’t you see…oh woe is me”)
As the gavel came down, the judge read his ruling / she would have to pay up and the judge wasn’t fooling.
But she started to rant, and his honor was stunned / He turned to me in the court and said, “…Son you’ve won!”
…I won…Ray won…Ramona won…Yvonne won…Xavier won…Frances won… Caren won…Alicia won…Athena won…Danny won…Tex won…Sonia won… Rosa won…David won…Eve won…I won… I won.
