your call is waiting
keep you on hold
already on line
so you're as good as sold
there is something you want from us
so here's a little muzak
to reinforce trust
your call is still waiting
so anticipating
that you
will eventually be put through
though the call was cold
now you're on hold
as we have better things to do
press one if you think that this is all wrong
now press two if you want something else to do
or press three if you want to hear me
repeat
repeat all three options to you once again
calls maybe recorded for the purpose of training
and information retaining
for consumer profiling
future cold call automated dialling
we know you don't deserve this
but its all part of improving our unwanted service
press 3 to hear these options again
Thanks to CMW for being brutally honest and telling me it was muzak and shit ... as you see mate ive gone with the flow ..hoping some clever word plays will only make it half shit ;-)
Respect to Tom as usual .. though ive ran with it :-)
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